Ladies, the ultimate plan of action is for Blake, Maria and I to depart midtown Manhattan at precisely 5:25 p.m. and convene on East Broadway and Forsyth to catch the 6:00 p.m. Chinatown bus to Philly. Because… tonight there is a Hollertronix reunion at the Mummers Museum !!! And tomorrow there is Making Time at Transit !!! (Shhhh…. Quietly excited / guilty pleasure. I don’t want my cool Brooklyn friends to know that I still enjoy Making Time…. And especially at its home base of Transit.
Blake and I have a room at Sweet Billy’s, and Maria is around the corner on Randolph Street! And we all have A/C!
Adding to the fun? Cash Kaufman just connected me to his cool friend Lester, who happens to be going to Philadelphia solo this weekend and does not know a soul. I know, I know– that sounds very creepy! But there is such a thing as a cool guy named Lester! I met him with Cash once, and he’s got a cute mustache and kinda tennis style… And goofy. 😉
3:52 p.m.
The day is crawling by. Cash has called me over to his desk twice to examine his photoshop work wherein he has replaced Ranch Jr.’s eyes with white pods. And then he prints them out full page size. They are great works of art.
5:15 p.m.
Today, I shall channel the Chinese ladies of the diamond department and queue up for the security check at exit at precisely 5:20 to be in the down elevator at 5:25. I will use their power to gain swift and painless entry to the 6:00 p.m. 2000 Bus. Godspeed.
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